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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

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carrylex@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago
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    Shoot, I got paid to write a brand new Java 8 application… in 2020

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      My team was just handed a Java 1.2 codebase, we are deploying it (mostly as is) to production next week.

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        Make sure you enable the right flags on the JVM, such as this one:

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    grainy photo of a sticker saying "NaN Billion Devices Run Jav"

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    But why?

    • carrylex@lemmy.worldOP
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      In short: Money

      Long story: Legacy

      The really long story: They added a bunch of stuff in that version and it’s the last LTS before they removed a bunch of other stuff and a lot of companies are just too lazy to update their 10 year old crappy software.

      The end.

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        I thought the main reason was that they changed the license

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          That might be true but there’s OpenJDK so they still don’t have that as much of an excuse

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      Minecraft Java edition

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        If you rebuild the JVM inside Minecraft is it then Java Minecraft Edition? 🤔

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      Oracle’s incompetence.

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    According to https://www.oracle.com/java/technologies/java-se-support-roadmap.html, Java 8 Extended Support will end in December 2030

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      The universe ends December 2030

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      With about 5 asterisks next to it, and indefinite sustaining support. I don’t think Java 8 is going to die even after the universe ends.

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      They’ll probably extend it at least through the 2038 bug.

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    I miss SrGrafo…

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      Where did he go

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        Still on Reddit I believe.

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