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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago
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    This is why I avoid giving concrete estimates whenever possible.

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      But if your hand is forced, it should always be 2x-10x the actual estimate, depending on the complexity of the task, and never less than 2 hours.

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          This is actually wisdom. I use a 4x fudge factor.

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          This right here

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      I just say “five days”

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        https://media.tenor.com/Hl1Buq3s2_4AAAAM/two-weeks.gif

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          Ah, I see you’ve looked at my JIRA tickets with my new employer

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