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Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!
pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭
You’re on the list now!
Definetly Santa’s nice list…
2025 Santa doesn’t even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.
But of course they’ve redefined what “good” means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you’re on the naughty list.
Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.
Submitting my selfie like…
A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago… If it’s intentionally part of the message… Damn I get philosophical about it…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wait… That is my face ID!
Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!
sudo ls
…?
hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.TO THE UK GOVERNMENT
You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv’na?
Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….
sudoersgetting renamed togrownupssudo make me a sandwich-bash: sudo: command not found
$ whoami
a_sandwich
Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you’ve had it for less than 18 years
My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.
curl
