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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago

Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago
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  • Fargeol@lemmy.world
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    This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen

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      Idk why anyone would ever create a bare Object without subclassing it

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    I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we’d get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I’d loudly announce, “Thank god! Our air arrived!” Then I’d tear it open and we’d all gasp like we’d been holding our breaths waiting for it.

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    Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!

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      But we don’t reall know until we look in the box

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        if (packet != null) {
            ...
        }
        
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    “Customers who bought this also bought: VOID”

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days… don’t ask why just pack!

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    He’s a cute little fella…

    • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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      Game over, User wins

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    One of these lil guys?

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  • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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    Fuckin’ love null

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    software gore

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    UB must be Undefined Behavior.

  • limer@lemmy.ml
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    This is nothing to worry about

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    Radiolab has an interesting episode about people having to deal with being considered “Null”: https://radiolab.org/podcast/null

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    There’s some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.

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    Congrats! Enjoy your null 🙂

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