cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33268509
Another old shitpost I don’t think I posted anywhere.

I love that you used the Skeleton artwork from the 1993 Monstrous Manual
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I’m not sure how to feel about the fact that I immediately recognized it
It’s awesome you recognised that!
14 skeletons if you’re a Necromancer (2014, not the 2025 UA version)
My DM once awarded my 13th level Warlock with a 9th-level spell slot as a boon for doing something heroic (the rest of the party also got something equally powerful).
The final battle came, and the good army was fighting against semi-immortal dark elves and their humongous semi-immortal demon of death and destruction and making the puppies cry.
I used that 9th-level slot to upcast Danse Macabre. 13 soldiers rose from the dead to answer my call.
Was it useful? Heck no. Was it hilarious? Absolutely.






