Jocktober

Jocktober is a workout month. Gotta get fit for my costume.
Wake me up when Septempril ends
I was born in _arch, btw.
I, too, was born in Septulyber.
I use febr a rch btw
You know about neo-pronouns, get ready for neo-months
Hmm. A bit redundant.
[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]
Shoulda just been [ ul ].
I unironically love this. Of course it isn’t practical in the least, but I love it.
Managust, the manliest of months.
12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review
Best CAPTCHA ever!
Febroctobus
For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.
Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:
January, March, May, September, November, and December.
Otherwise, it’s
Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober
I think you can use the white space so it’s “[ ]april”
Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn’t get removed, you are left with “febr uary”.
With white space you can make every month
It’s 12, looks good to me.
I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.
Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?
Napoleon intensifies










