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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months ago

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Absolutely Legend

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months ago
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    Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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      Psychopatl

      • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Wasn’t that one of the Incan gods?

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          You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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            I’m partial to Tomatl and Ahuacatl

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          I think it is some kind of winged puma with the bosom of a woman.

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      Could also just be a non native English speaker.

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        There is a couple of pixels coming out from the middle of the ‘l’

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          Yea fair I guess I’m tired

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            Well have a nap…

            THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

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              What about the Y missiles?

              I stand corrected

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      Ngl didn’t even notice it was covered until I read your comment

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      deleted by creator

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    Is psychopatl an Aztec insult I don’t know about?

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      (For any nerd wondering, the name of the language is Nahuatl but I guess Aztec language is more recognizable for the sake of the joke lol)

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      It cut off the h.

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        Props for living up to your username

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    Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where … coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant…

    This is psycopathy?

    Having actual competence in one’s field?

    Oh god we’re all doomed, they’ll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

    EDIT:

    Welp, I’m sure thats a good sign, lol.

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      Pretty sure it’s gonna be the stake

    • Aqarius@lemmy.world
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      It’s a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’ve done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been ‘politely’ asked to leave by the staff.

        The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was… hacking into … something?

        They didn’t know what, but they were very concerned.

        I was unable to convince them I was not, because ‘terminal’ = ‘hacking’ to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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          Oh my god that’s hilarious.

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            I thought so too untill they threatened to call the police.

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      Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

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      But how do you remember the syntax???

      /sarcasm

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        What’s that / mean?

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          Tone indicators, check internet usage section. Hope this helps!

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          quite ironically, they are using syntax, specifically / , to indicate a specific kind of meaning afterward.

          /sarcasm

          /s

          /joking

          /j

          I’ve seen all these used to more explicitly indicate that the previous statement was sarcastic, or a joke, due to irony being largely dead, but also to help with people may not natively read/speak/write english.

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      deleted by creator

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        I think he means HyperTerminal. It was the predecessor to Putty basically for serial connections.

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          No, he meant what he wrote: hyprland

          Edit: https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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            correct, you and droppedpacket beat me to it

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    Vim ftw!

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      I can’t live without vim.

      Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

      Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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        I wouldn’t stress about it. Code was never meant to be edited in a web browser anyway.

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      Helix crew 🖐️

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        As another Helix user, I’ll gladly accept the high five 👏

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          My bruh 👊

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        Helix FTW!

      • lemonskate@lemmy.world
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        There are literally dozens of us!

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          Are you a Helix user and a skater?!

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      nah, neovim

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    Yesterday I spent about 2 hours trying to get ChatGPT to walk me through the install process of putting Arch on a 2011 MacBook Air. It just wouldn’t work and the further along we got the harder it seemed and I really thought that using AI was necessary. I finally gave up and read the Arch Wiki and had it installed in under 45 minutes.

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      I tried reading the gadget bridge instructions for my watch. Could not get a straight answer on getting the authorization key (I’m a noob), wasted 2 hr. o3 gave me perfect instructions that got it done in 20 minutes. Ya win some ya lose some.

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        Yeah. It is really good at some things and bad at other things. I used to have a good sense for it but the arch install threw me off.

        I find it’s good at giving regex commands from natural language and vise versa. It’s really helped me get a grip on that aspect of learning (neo)vim.

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    I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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      vi crew represent

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    • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.worldOP
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    imagine programming on an electric computer. i exclusively generate punch cards for crank operated adding machines

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    That’s impossible. He would be too busy telling everyone that he uses Arch to get any work done.

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    I can still do this provided that the language is Perl. But the few cases when I actually have to do so are rare, and never in public.

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      Well yeah, Perl is write-only. Larry Wall asked the monkey’s paw for a language that works on the first try. What’s onscreen are your raw brain patterns.

      Thank god it runs like crap. Optimized C isn’t pretty, but any project that compiles proves someone looked at it more than once.

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    The true psychopaths are those sweating about which tools other people use

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    I had an internship 15 years ago where I was forced to write C++ with no internet access. I had to use a programming manual and man pages.

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      Like an animal.

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      25 years ago I was writing code in a paper notebook, sometimes while riding the bus. The only computer access was at college and it was easier to work through the code on paper and then quickly transcribe it once I got on campus.

      Yeah, things are a bit more complicated now, but in other ways they are sooooo much easier. The fact that people are using chatGPT to ‘program’ is just crazy from my perspective.

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        I had CS exams that were coding only that i had to do on paper. For multiple classes. There is no debugging on paper.

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      I just read the headers

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      I’d just write C and get annoyed by the #includes having different names.

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    I still use emacs

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    Just straight up raw-dogging it

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    Normalise living your best life.

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