• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    “So, how have things been since our last session?”

    "Well, my motivation is definitely not dead, but… I’m not sure it’s completely alive either. I saw a video on my feed about crocheting and I went on a sort of… binge? I’ve never crocheted before in my life, but I kinda made half of an afghan in like 2 days and then got distracted and didn’t finish it. Is my inner will… undead?"

    “No, honey, you just have ADHD.”

  • MaelGuerra@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My book series is based around a necromancer.

    They do some things that are similar to healing.

    But in terms of psychological necromancy, the best he can do is let you pet his flesh golem dog. Which, in fairness, is a damn good depression counter.