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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 4 days ago

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  • @Redkey@programming.dev
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    “… [it] isn’t actually necessary… the whole spell falls apart without it for some reason.”

    That’s peak cargo cult programming spellcasting right there.

    • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      I had some commented out test methods. I deleted them. The program failed to compile. I put the test methods back, still commented out. Worked fine.

      I don’t question the machine spirits.

  • The Bard in Green
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    This makes me want to implement a programming language as an alternate tabletop magic system. Maybe give my players runes to experiment with and let them figure out it’s a programming language.

    • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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      “Ahhh shit, they opened the XOR gate! Quick, someone check the blood sacrifice box and find out if the cat is dead or alive!”

    • @Goretantath@lemm.ee
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      Already have a Minecraft mod like that based off an anime with that premise. You program magic spells into a gun.

      • qaz
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        Link for those that are interested: https://modrinth.com/mod/psi

    • @PolarKraken@programming.dev
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      Someone was posting a week or two ago having done something kinda like that. Something to do with magic circles or similar, looked rad.

    • @lemming@sh.itjust.works
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      I think Ra has a magic casting system that is a programming language.

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Vibe Casting

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    What would be the equivalent of this in magic?

    • @Redkey@programming.dev
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      A potential ley line blockage that’s cleared by a ritual performed every winter solstice by a hobbyist spellcaster who lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere?

  • @dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Hi spellGPT make me a teleportation spell to DragonLanding. Provide accurate incantation and ensure that the destination is safe and free from any magical barriers or hostile creatures before I arrive.”

    creates a portal to hell

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