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FiveMacs@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Make Bash Great Again!!

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Make Bash Great Again!!

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FiveMacs@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Elon Musk replied: “That’s crazy. Has someone looked into this?”

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      Tracing…

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        I’m on it, but my hard drive is overheating!!

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    Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!

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    Ways to easily spot that this is fake:

    • not all letters are in CAPS
    • too much punctuation
    • message is too clear and not confusing enough
    • no racism
    • no scapegoat
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      If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it’s not him writing it

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      no racism

      I mean the whole point of the post is faux-xenophobia

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    Make BASH born again

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      Bourne…

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    and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null

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    deleted by creator

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    Why set and not executive-order?

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    I was going to say that, according to wikipedia, the creator of bash was heavily involved in open source software, including founding 2 non-profits to promote open source election systems, which would make them a radical leftist, but then i remembered that Donald Trumps favorite app is open source

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      Signal?

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        Truth social

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          It’s not open source by choice. In fact, they tried breaching the license to keep it closed source.

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            If they tried to steal the code of mastodon, it means they admire it

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              It just means they are lazy and have no respect for other people’s intellectual property.

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              Google hbomberguy plagiarism

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    In fact why not just call it the America shell? Heck, why not drop all words and say USA instead? The bash shell is now known as “usa usa usa”. Hey, here’s an idea, let’s just replace all words with usa! Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa. Usa usa? Usa, usa usa.

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      That’s an aladeen idea!

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    Korn shell scripts get all the subsidizes anyways

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    Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

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