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SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago
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    60k isn’t that much, I frequently run scripts against multiple hundreds of thousands at work. Wtf is he doing? Did he duplicate the government database onto his 2015 MacBook Air?

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      A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.

      If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.

      • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.

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        There must be more join statements than column names

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      Seriously - I can parse multiple tables of 5+ million row each… in EXCEL… on a 10 year old desktop and not have the fan even speed up. Even the legacy Access database I work with handles multiple million+ row tables better than that.

      Sounds like the kid was running his AI hamsters too hard and they died of exhaustion.

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      I’d do that if I was given so much stupid access

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      No, its an external drive, appearently.

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