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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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    A software engineer was not involved in this if waterfall is painted positively.

    I think the last time I heard an engineer unironically advocating for a waterfall IRL was about a decade ago and they were the one of the crab-in-a-bucket, I-refuse-to-learn-anything-new types—with that being the very obvious motivation for their push-back.

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      Waterfall: Spend 10 years compiling written functional and technical requirements. Cancel the program due to budget overrun.

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      Yeah, waterfall would be “you collect requirements to build a rocket to Mars, 2 years later you have a rocket to Venus and it turns out they didn’t think oxygen is essential, they’ll have to add that in the next major release.”

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      And here I am, running projects for the past 20 years mostly using agile, and still very much unconvinced about its supposed superiority over waterfall.

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      Yeah. It’s wild!

      Waterfall has been a negative term in software from it’s very first use in software.

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