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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It's too good tuba true

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It's too good tuba true

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    wow… i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument…

    english is my first language…

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      Ditto

      First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn’t an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      english is my first language…

      that’s likely the reason. the more you’re used to a language the less you notice mistakes

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    This joke makes me want to commit violins

    • Haaveilija@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Do you feel violated?

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    I feel like it would work better if it wasn’t the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

    • x4740N@lemm.ee
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      I have autism and I didn’t notice that

      • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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        That’s why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

      • someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        Same, where are our powers

      • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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        I haven’t noticed my own autism too.

  • SolidShake@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You ever have phone sax?

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Ever had sax on phone?

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s a decent joke.

    Can anyone trump it?

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 year ago

      If only the people who voted were decent

  • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    I noticed it immediately, but then I took it for an honest typo until I had read it all.

    Gone was the fun.

  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Reading this on my shamisen from Tokyo to Kyoto

  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

    • tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works
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      Sometimes both!

  • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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    When seeing this post and all the comments that continue the joke, the first thing i read is the musical instrument. I look at the text, see the replaced word and then go to the first word to actually read it

    When reading the post, i also spent a bit rereading the first part, triangle to understand what it means until realizing its just a typo

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t think it can be that piano to trick people.

  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

    This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it’s about context clues not puns.

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Adonriccg to rseracreh, 9 out of 10 ppleoe dno’t srtulgge to raed sracblmed up wrods, as lnog as the fsrit and lsat leretts rmaein in the crrocet pacle.

    • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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      You very smartphone.

  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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    Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    Fuck, I’m 9 out of 10 people.

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    Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures

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