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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Option 3 means that the Javascript standards team dies either way, right? Number 3. No hesitation.

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      the c++ team is a sacrifice I’m willing to make. can we just shoot Brendan Eich in the head if he’s not in there too?

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        Push him onto the pressure pad. Make it his fault.

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        I feel like all C++ does these days is badly and very slowly copy other languages. It wouldn’t be a huge loss.

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        C++ is obsolete now that we have Go

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