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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

What a stupid guy

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What a stupid guy

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • teft@lemmy.world
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    Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

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      Hah! What an idiot.

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      Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

      Anyways. How are you doing today?

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        I don’t think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

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          I live it when a plan… falls apart

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            210.-5.3.3

            Time to get a’hackin bois.

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          You could say it’s equivalent to 201.247.

  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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    I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
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        What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

        • Decker108@lemmy.ml
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          Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!

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      Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

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      Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    My IP is in this photo and I don’t like it.

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      ::1 gang rise up

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        I’m so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

    • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      Oh shit! So is mine!

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    No place like 127.0.0.1

    • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No place like ~

      • Decker108@lemmy.ml
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        I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident… :(

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      No place like localhost?

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      But there is more space in ::1

      • TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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        all my homies hate ipv6

    • jdeath@lemm.ee
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      my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      got a shirt of that

    • SourceHuman@lemmy.world
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      The Wizard of Oz (1939) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6VT7ciR1o

      • someguy3@lemmy.world
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        I was really hoping it was dubbed.

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    That IP address is coming from inside the house!

    • SourceHuman@lemmy.world
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      When A Stranger Calls (1979)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkcGm-pWwsQ

      Or slightly more recently:
      When A Stranger Calls (2006)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2jBo3_T3k

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    I called the SWAT on them.😈

    Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

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      Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

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    Hey! That’s my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

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    Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

    And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

    • Rusty 🦀 Femboy 🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It wasn’t even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

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      Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it’s no where near good enough yet.

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    Uh oh I have that same IP address

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      Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

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        Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment

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    Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

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      That’s probably a VNC/local server listener.

      tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

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    Jeremy’s smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn

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    tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
    another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

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      The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

      https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

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        that is theme-color (accent color for browser ui), not color-scheme. color-scheme is supported more, see compatibility table for meta color-scheme

  • SlothMama@lemmy.world
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    That’s just his home address

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    This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.

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      deleted by creator

  • bi_tux@lemmy.world
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    Hey, I set up this new database, wanna see it, here is the link

    edit: this is a joke, because sending a http request to postgres is stupid, haha

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      I have a cool blog I made for class with lots of techy stuff. Can you check it out and tell me what you think?

      http://localhost:8080

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