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jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

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I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

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jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • bisby@lemmy.world
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    Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.

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    “ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.

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    Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)

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      dev.ruin()!

      SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator

      No, it’s an order!

      Understood

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    believe it or not, jail.

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      We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

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      Security people will say so.

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    It’s an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11… you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you’ve done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!

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    You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.

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    You forgot to run npm edge dev first

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    • I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world
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      Hi Strong Bad

    • SourceHuman@lemmy.world
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      Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails
      https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc

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    NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

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      It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt

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    npm will ruin the dev now. It happened to me 11 months ago

  • lud@lemm.ee
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    The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.

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    This needs to be a real command.

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    Yeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.

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    Same thing.

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