I do have one, I kinda sway/swing my hips/upperbody like this
Stands there.
Looks around.
Picks nose.
Stands there.
Wiggles a bit.
Stands there.
Picks absently at a fingernail.
Stands there.
Chokes on air for a minute.
Methodically cracking all of my knuckles.
Like Trolls in World of Warcraft.
Flipping balisong or something
I fantasise mine is probably like Trevor in GTA. You never know what you’re going to get, or where, but it’s going to be fun.
Confused Travolta constantly
Vaping and pulling at my beard whilst stood with an uncomfortably wide gate and shifterly looking around every several seconds.
Stroking my beard.
Fiddling with my clothes/hair/anything within reach. For the big “fancy” idle animations that trigger after like 5 minutes of inactivity, I’d bust out my knitting/crochet or a book.
Bong rip
Ass wriggling on a chair: it is hard for me to keep one position
Hit a bong.
Sitting down and bouncing my leg.
Definitely lighting a cig (don’t smoke kids)