Knowing me, probably something like “I wonder what this does…”
lol same, or maybe “hold my beer.”
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
Ah fuck.
“pspspspsps” or “who’s a cute [animal that’s about to end me]”
Look, a kitty!
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What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
Remember, if you don’t want to fly on a plane made by boeing, the door is open for you.
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
- Man stabbed 5 times
Ah. That was sweet.
Death by snu snu?
Nah, just an appreciation for what I’ve experienced in life. Lot’s of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
Love that perspective.
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper “you absolute twaaaaaaaaa…” towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
Probably something like ‘I’ve gotta pee’
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold… I’ll tell you where it is… it’s… it’s… dramatically dies "
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
“What are you gonna do, shoot me?”
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
Wholesome, like it.
Fuckin finally
Same as my first word. Shit.
Hang on, almost figured it…
The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now
