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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 1 year ago

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  • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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    48•1 year ago

    It’s not a planet.

    But you’d die before before weighing yourself.

    Would have been a better end panel IMO.

  • @stembolts@programming.dev
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    11•1 year ago

    Dad joke science memes. I like it.

  • @Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    • @wafflez@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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    26•1 year ago

    Wouldn’t you die on pluto too?

  • @Chriszz@lemmy.world
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    23•1 year ago

    I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.

  • @Steve@startrek.website
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    9•1 year ago

    Mars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.

    • @Rakonat@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Without a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.

      • @Steve@startrek.website
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        2•1 year ago

        I assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    On Venus you’d probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!

  • @rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works
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    13•1 year ago

    Joke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.

  • @someguy3@lemmy.ca
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    5•1 year ago

    Dead or alive I’d still weigh different.

    • @glimse@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      No no, if you don’t measure your weight yourself then you don’t have a weight. Didn’t you read it?

      • @someguy3@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        If a weight falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?

        • @glimse@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          This graphic taught me that unless the weight weighs itself, it does not have a weight

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