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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago

Added Bugs to Keep my job

sh.itjust.works

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Added Bugs to Keep my job

sh.itjust.works

alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • FreshLight
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    8•1 year ago

    “I’m sorry, guys.”

  • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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    41•1 year ago

    Removed double quotes, added single quotes

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      27•1 year ago

      someone later on -m “removed single quotes, added double quotes”

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖
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      2•1 year ago

      Why do u prefer single quotes?

      • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I’m still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn’t be able to explain why it worked 🤣

  • DumbAceDragon
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    9•1 year ago

    “My laptop died before I could push these”

    Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

    It’s a student project anyway.

  • @steersman2484@sh.itjust.works
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    29•1 year ago

    Squash me later

    • The Assman
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      8•1 year ago

      My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

    • brvslvrnst
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      3•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • @camr_on@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    God read my code and it made Him cry

  • @AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    13•1 year ago

    “fix for real this time”

  • @1boiledpotato@sh.itjust.works
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    29•1 year ago

    “Update”

    It was my dotfiles, ok?

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @quinkin@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Fix for vendor lies.

  • JoshCodes
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    8•1 year ago

    git commit -m “if this doesn’t fix it I’m looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas”

  • @iflyspaceships@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    Hrfg7ygfrvvby

  • @Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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    “;”

    Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn’t even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon…

    Before anyone asks : no, we don’t do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • UFO
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      2•1 year ago

      Join me and use ~ to mean “shit changed just check the diff”

      • @Hexarei@programming.dev
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        4•1 year ago

        For those I just commit with the message “ngl there’s a lot of changes in here”

        • @towerful@programming.dev
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          2•1 year ago

          Tweaked some things

          +2543; -5642;

          • @Strykker@programming.dev
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            1•1 year ago

            “Moved code base from 2 spaces to 4.”

  • @alyth@lemmy.world
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    25•1 year ago

    Tests: Add a few test files.

    • @eskimofry@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      I thought we lost you … Jia Tan!

  • Jyek
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    10•1 year ago

    “28496 - there, it’s fucking fixed you twat waffle.”

    Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn’t review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

  • @generaldenmark@programming.dev
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    22•1 year ago

    Initial commit

    • @Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      grats on formalising your (new) project

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•1 year ago

      Initial commit #463

  • Dragoninventor
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    Lots of updates (it’s a private repo and I’m bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

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