Removed double quotes, added single quotes
someone later on -m “removed single quotes, added double quotes”
Why do u prefer single quotes?
I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I’m still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn’t be able to explain why it worked 🤣
Squash me later
My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
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“Update”
It was my dotfiles, ok?
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Tests: Add a few test files.
I thought we lost you … Jia Tan!
Initial commit
grats on formalising your (new) project
Initial commit #463
God read my code and it made Him cry“fix for real this time”
“;”
Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn’t even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon…
Before anyone asks : no, we don’t do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Join me and use
~to mean “shit changed just check the diff”For those I just commit with the message “ngl there’s a lot of changes in here”
Tweaked some things
+2543; -5642;“Moved code base from 2 spaces to 4.”
Hrfg7ygfrvvby
“28496 - there, it’s fucking fixed you twat waffle.”
Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn’t review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.
“My laptop died before I could push these”
Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.
It’s a student project anyway.
Fix for vendor lies.
git commit -m “if this doesn’t fix it I’m looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas”
“I’m sorry, guys.”
hoho
I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn’t. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn’t remember what I had done.
Diff
I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that… which was just now when you said it.
