That’s crazy I don’t think they would
Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they’d do this.
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So what you’re saying is they’d only advertise in high-traffic anuses…
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.
Probably not, but they’d definitely patent the method.
I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers’ bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can’t read the ads, but I’m pretty sure they are for gambling websites.
What the flying fuck?
Yeah, it’s really gross. Totally ruins the mood for me. Fortunately they’re not hard to avoid
Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a “ProctoProd®” for bass. Bruce’s predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else’s.
You can bet your ass they would.
Heck, they would shove them in your dreams if they can (and they will, using neuralink lol); and then find crevices on the laws to navigate through, like crabs side-walking to move forward.
But if they did this where would we keep our spatulas?
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Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.
no because you can’t see up your ass
But other people can. It’s all about the target audience. You would actually get paid, to show ads in your ass, when someone has a clear view into it. People with ads up their asses are just the medium to deliver the ads.
They already shove ads down our throats, so it’s not a big stretch of imagination to say that yes, they would totally stick ads up our arse is they could.
You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
I think they’d plaster our loved ones’ coffins with adverts if they could.
Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.
They need to siphon more data before they start the targeted advertising.
“It’s morse code!”
