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roon@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

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    102 times

    • Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      Why 102? Isn’t it 0-100?

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        He already said it once

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          But that was before she set the requirement. I assume she meant from then on, and not since the beginning of time.

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          If they have eggs, get a dozen.

        • Rubanski@lemm.ee
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          Wow that went over my head haha

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    1. Using Java
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    You should always check https://xkcd.com/1205/ first to see if it makes sense to automate something

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    Reason 5: she doesn’t exist and you’re bad at cropping

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    I’ll do you one better

    function* sorry() { yield "I'm sorry"; }

    Call sorry.next().value as many times as you need to baby, hell you can even use it in a for-of loop because Generator functions are Iterable. I fucking love JavaScript

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      lol that doesn’t work either tho. it yields the string once and then is done. you still need a loop inside

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        You’re right! That’s actually a really cool point about Generator functions too, them having while(true) loops is very unproblematic :D

        I’m correcting myself to:

        function* sorry() { while(true){ yield "I'm sorry"; } }

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    Twitter PR review

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