Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down113
arrow-up1278arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square6linkfedilink
minus-squareCipher22@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·2 years agoOk… so. For the terminally slow?
minus-squareBlueLineBae@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·2 years agoCan I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·2 years agoThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use. It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
minus-squareprofoundninja@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoIt took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.
Ok… so. For the terminally slow?
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
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Oh man, I’m fucking slow
It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.
I don’t get it either…