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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Ok… so. For the terminally slow?

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      Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?

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        Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.

        It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

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          deleted by creator

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        Oh man, I’m fucking slow

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          It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.

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      I don’t get it either…

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