Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!
Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s
At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D
“eh we’ll fix it in post”
post:
I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me
lol. That was good
Source?
Edit - found - https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ayuh4b/comment/krx0p8h/
