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sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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  • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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    Is this an event for the next version of the Apple Vision Pro?

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Apple Taste Pro is a white sausage-shaped devices that you shove down your throught and controls your taste buds, olfactory system and controls breathing.

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        • bruhduh@lemmy.world
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          Checkmate

          • Klear@lemmy.world
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            Interesting…

        • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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          This would actually probably maybe work

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            Personally I wish someone would make headphones that comes with a wireless “subwoofer” that attaches somewhere to your body and vibrates to the bass. The closest I found to this was the Skullcandy Crusher series. But the motors are in the headphones, which makes them bulky. Still, hardest hitting bass I’ve ever heard in a pair of headphones. It is unfortunate that a more prestigious brand won’t take the concept and evolve it.

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      • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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        iBreath™ control now available for the low price of $19.99 a month!

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        It will project a super low-rez image of your tongue for others to see

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    I remember reading an article about how we’re already able to simulate basic tastes, like sweetness and sourness, digitally. So just you wait, we might have lickable HTML elements in the future

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      Scratch-n-sniff CSS

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      The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

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      Link?

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        I don’t remember the exact article I was reading but doing a quick google search yields this one for example. And here’s the actual research paper: https://www.miyashita.com/researches/1hFnR7TlUO4OXNpQFeuN30

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          Thank you! This is super interesting!

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    Button that works on lick, there’s a sex joke there but I’m too tired to think of it

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      You mean to say, you’re having trouble finding it?

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        I might but having had a go at it…yeah I’m starting to think that all that joking about how hard finding “the button” is some grand conspiracy of weaponized incompetence, I’ve had a couple partners now to confirm that finding “the button” is damn easy for someone who actually gives a shit about being a reciprocal partner.

        You know you’re doing it right when her thighs are wrapped around your head like she’s trying to use your melon for a Gallagher bit. Hands clutched in your hair is even better, and if she’s giving you a tempo you’ve got her so deep in the mood that all that’s left is to follow the rhythm her body’s setting for you.

        It’s so easy that her body will literally be telling you how to do it even better by the end if you put in the starting effort.

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    I tried to tell the computer to bugger a dataset the other day because apparently I can’t type Table.Buffer()

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      Environemnt is a very common word for me to type. Good thing everybody always shortens it to env.

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        I always iterate in paris.

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    Spatial computing has gone too far

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      Apple vision pro 2 be like

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    My company doesn’t appreciate my taste in programming flavors. I hoped to whet their appetite with a lunch and learn but when I tried to demo the functionality on my bosses computer I ended up being escorted from the building.

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