- I am not made out of silly putty.
- I am not female.
- I cannot code.
- I am 120% less flexible than her.
- I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
- I don’t want to.
- My back
I am not female.
You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉
I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓
my neck. my back. my…
… full development stack?
Back-end developper ?
I’d say visibility is kinda poor
Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face
field of vision
Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.
Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.
Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.
Use some duct tape
Bigger Plug?
Or tighter anus.
You can never go back.
Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.
If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.
An annoying lack of x-ray vision.
That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
I think it’s the fact that I can’t see the errors on my vagina.
Sounds like a skill issue to me
Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh
What would enable me to work like that, is my question.
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I know how to touch type in Colemak but not Qwerty. Is this a sign of autism?
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A lifetime of sitting still mostly
