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“Moooooommmmmm, I said black candles!”
Well it’s your birthday so I wanted to make sure I did something you could write a gloomy poem about.
Awww Mom! Now I’m even more happy! You ruin EVERYTHING!
Well what are y’all waiting on, that cake ain’t gonna cut itsel-- …oh.
Interesting that it’s the same girl at what appears to be slightly different ages and levels of make up.
Ok… but whose birthday it is?
🎶I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday🎶
Birthday Dethday 🤘
Ugh let me guess the cake is poisoned again
Needs more drama, pancake makeup, and Monster High dolls.
The secret is that the party devolves to uncontrollable giggles about five bites in to a chocolate suicide cake.
Ah, yes, I remember being a theater geek. :D
Wednesdays Birthdays
