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hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

We're not the same! (period)

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We're not the same! (period)

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hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Miku Luna \ she/it@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I don’t open source my code bc I don’t understand git

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      So, you don’t “git it”?

      I’ll escort myself out.

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        Git push yourself out* to make the obvious joke

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      We are the same

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      git good

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      it’s just linked lists of commits (except when merging)

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        I don’t understand linked lists

      • philm@programming.dev
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        Almost… To be precise it’s a Merkle DAG

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      There’s a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.

      Then he was asked why he didn’t distribute his program in git. He said that he didn’t know git.

      To me, that’s a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.

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