Now this is immortality. We need to spread this meme format everywhere we can.

RIP Cap’n.

I feel like we scare our DM with this sometimes, when he takes a single player into another room to discuss something private and comes back to an in-character discussion over how easy it would be to poison a major NPC

this hits home lmao

Me in response: “Well in that case *rolls d20 ominously”

Players: immediately become interested in discussing the fake weather