Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn’t going to work.

Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.

She was learning to play the guitar but wasn’t very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.

Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she’ll break up with me.

She followed me into the men’s washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.