Group of enemies? Fireball
Single enemy? Fireball.
Wall? Fireball
Friendly NPC? You better believe it’s Fireball
Overcook / undercook.
Let’s be honest: mostly overcook. Because of Fireball.
Overcook
Well done
We have the best dungeons in the world. Because of fireball.
How many long rests are you taking every day?
Me and the boys deleting a monster:
I’m playing a wizard in one of my current campaigns, and when we hit level 5 I started writing my PC’s will.
You should be saving for a preemptive True Res. Only 10,000 gp
Wait, can you pay that in advance? Like a divine IOU? A signed card from your deity, reading “get out of death free?”
“What is my purpose?”
“You werf flammen.”
“Oh my god.”
Whenever I have a problem, I chuck a fireball at it, and BOOM! I have a different problem.
We’ve a gnome wizard in our party who focuses on fire magic. Our last combat involved the DM rolling out small groups of minions each round. They were coming out of an airship and stayed grouped up. You bet your ass that gnome spent 3 turns in a row casting 3 fireballs.
I miss Improved Evasion.
