WHERE IS PACMAN, our HOLY SAVIOR?
Jokes aside,
paru.topgrade? https://github.com/topgrade-rs/topgrade
Kinda meant it as a joke, but that’s actually super cool
Microsoft: “winget!”
Nobody asked you, Microsoft. Go back to making compact nuclear reactors, because honestly that’s based AF.
wasn’t a thing yet when the comic was made; technology advances so quickly…
Yeah, but it’s also a Windows exclusive - so it’s just usable on the Windows platform, but it’s a package managed for windows!
winget install gimp.GIMPinstalls gimp, no browser necessary =)Check the link though. Microsoft might pull a sneaky in the future. “All Winget packages will be bundled with telemetry for security” or something like that.
Where pacman?
sudo pacman -Sy $1There you go.
Thanks.
flatpak install "$1" snap install "$1" appimage-cli-tool install "$1"cd “$1” && docker-compose up -d
You’re gonna need a -y on apt-get
wait… no alpine apk?! :)
The final fallback should be robodialing some tech support service and provide TeamViewer credentials
Unless you have a pretty exotic architecture, i.e neither x86 nor ARM, then arguably Docker “should” be “enough”.
Missing pkcon
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Yeah, that’s about right these days.








