Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children…
how much is that in real units?
0.1187384 hogshead
finally a serious answer
About 0.5 bananas³
A care package for myself for when I get there.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
1’ tungsten cube
u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
how can boxes be real if hell’s not real
ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time
I haven’t yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I’d get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin’s Creed movie with a note attached: “here, you can have this back.”
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
There’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.
Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
And he rotates the password every hour
Starlink
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
It’s going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i’d mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want
The_SeveredHead
The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
Snowballs
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I’m thinking brain stem. That’s smaller than a heart or spine
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
