Idiocracy
Clicked through to say this.
It’s got what alien civilizations crave
…but after that aliens gonna want to see the “Ass”.
Idiocracy
Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!
Office space.
Koyaanisqatsi or Baraka, since I’m guessing they won’t understand English nor indeed any human language.
I made the mistake of watching Baraka on 3gs of mushrooms.
I am a changed man.
Doesn’t sound like a mistake.
I was hoping to find Koyaanisqatsi here
They’ll nuke us out of orbit after watching that, but hey
Problem solved!
Schindler’s List. Humans can be nasty, horrible, utterly evil. It’s all too common. But some of us will work to do good. Some of us will push back and do what’s right. There is evil in this world, but there is also goodness.
“Contact” for a similar reason. It’s a mix of all motivations, along with people’s general mistrust of each other.
Samsara for the same reason. It shows beauty mixed with terrifying images of human impact.
My autistic ass would have them watch all three Lord of the Rings movies. Y’all need to find a better diplomat than me.
My first thought too 😅
Life of Brian, no doubt
The Big Lebowski
That’s, just like, uh, your opinion, man.
300
Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.
Avatar. We will destroy habitats to get what we want.
The lorax is in that same vein lol
Idiocracy
Mean girls
On a Wednesday and make everyone wear pink, so the aliens feel ashamed for not wearing pink.
Idiocracy.
Real answer though, 2001 a space odyssey.
Haha 2001 was my first thought, and Idiocracy was my second.
Don’t Look Up - https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dont_look_up_2021
Sort of summarizes the total shit-show that current politicians and billionaires are responsible for.
History of the World: Part 1 seems pretty fitting.
Why not part 2?
Gotta start from the beginning.
