Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)
I made it
~ $ adware (...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...) Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware. Aborted ~ $ (plugs in ethernet cable) ~ $ adware (...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...) (...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...) Press CTRL+C to skip the ad [^C[^C Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n ADWARE SHELL (C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved ---ad--- How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth? Just press F1 to get the answer! ---ad--- Activate Adware Go to Settings to Activate Adware % exit Please watch all the ads to be able to exit. (...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...) (...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...) [^C Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. [^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable) Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.The last step I leave to you.
Please drink verification can to continue
Shred *
We ought to make a satire shell based on this
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I was going to say, I’m surprised this isn’t a Windows 11 “feature”
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Maybe for the first time Ubuntu could get to sue them for infringing on their innovation.
Ahhhh…THANK YOU! r/boringdistopia was one of the few subreddits I have been still missing.
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Good lord, I hope no one employed at Microsoft reads this. I would bet they institute it if they think of it.
Already have ads with node / npm “looking for developers / donations / funding” messages
cowsay “Like, subscribe and ringadingding that bell for more!”
________________________________________ / Like, subscribe and ringadingding that \ \ bell for more! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||Time for me to learn how to build a Lemmy bot, it seems
You better delete this, fuck you!
$ rm -rf / Removing /etc/passwords... ~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~ Removing /home/user... ~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~ Removing /bin/bash... ~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~ ...You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10…9…8…
After each ads.
Y’all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience
I have sl installed
This is the beuty of FOSS. I can add them myself, whenever I want to.
OMFG!! Don’t give them ideas!
DELET THIS
In my free time I develop ways for advertisers to reach as many platforms as possible. I hate ads as much as I hate people who say things like “just skip it if you don’t like them” so I spend my time trying to fill every inch of their lives with ads as possible.
People who know how to use a terminal know how to block ads
I would build my own hardware if necessary.
FOSH
npm is waaaay ahead of you
Next level: just type what you want and let the AI figure it out. 1 ad per prompt
Me: ChatGPT, please find and install the necessary packages for Thunderbird
ChatGPT: Say no more, fam.
sudo rm -rf/*
