Quark, would you like to brush my hair? Undress me everywhere?
Whoa now, ladies first.

This has got to be the worst DS9 episode.
Aren’t Ferengi women usually naked anyway?
I heard their voices in my head as I read that
I am watching DS9 for the first time ever and can clearly hear the voices in my head 😀
Same!
And same!
I’ve just started season 5, where are you?
mid season 3, currently watching the episode where 3 cardassian scientists come to the station and there is a prophecy with 3 vipers returning to the nest in the skies etc.
Oooh a good one! Enjoy.
You’re in for a good ride. Hope you enjoy!
My first watchthrough, I was a little bummed that they wouldn’t be flying around the galaxy encountering strange planets like in previous series, but then I quickly started to appreciate the “slice of life” feel of the show taking place in a fixed position.
Plus, they’re like a space truck stop, so they can still have whatever characters they want stop by for an episode or two. It’s great.
Barbie lives long and prospers every day, but Ken only lives long and prospers if Barbie looks at him.
Well, if somebody knows about a plastic world, it’s Garak. We can trust him.
Upvoted for the Garak and Bashir interaction.
I had that damn song stuck in my head for two full weeks after the movie came out. I seriously thought I was finally going insane in my old age.






