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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 years ago

Keep it simple

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Keep it simple

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 years ago
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  • Syreniac@lemmy.world
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    Everytime I had a problem, I’d cast Meteor Swarm and boom right away I’d have a different problem.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Strategic mastery right there

  • JJROKCZ@lemmy.world
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    I once argued with my DM that burning hands should allow me to melt the lock of a door, or burn a hole in the door where the lock and handle used to be at least. Think I ended up just blasting the front off the shop lol

    • WindInTrees@lemmy.world
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      I mean a door has HP. Burning hands would definitely damage it

  • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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    I mean, she’s not wrong

  • argv_minus_one@beehaw.orgBanned
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    There are very few problems you can’t solve with a large enough explosion.

    • Malgas@beehaw.org
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      If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

      —The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries, maxim 7

      But also:

      Pillage, then burn.

      —ibid., maxim 1

    • Enitoni@beehaw.org
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      Nice try, Megumin

  • Aegeus@ttrpg.network
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    “If I had just one WISH, I’d WISH that all gold and weapons I could WISH for would vanish vanWISH from shops nearby and appear before my feet to fulfill my dreams and WISHES. WISH that would work.”

    WISHWISHWISH

    My players are about to hit level 17 sometime soon, send help

    • mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The wish works but there is a nearby weapon manufacturing district. The weapons from the warehouses suddenly appear all around the players. They now have to crawl over a giant pile of pointy weapons. And, the gold landed on the bottom of the pile out of reach.

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    Helps you sort out which items are magical and which items weren’t.

  • Tedesche@lemmy.world
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    Still a better choice than Knock.

  • acastcandream@beehaw.org
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    Plague

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Modern solutions for modern problems

  • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Not fireball?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      I think we can also accept fireball

  • meteorswarm@beehaw.org
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    Yes, good

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    Removed by mod

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