Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

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Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

Because they taste like sheet!

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