While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.
All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.
The accenture consultant told the CIO it’s top right in the Gartner quadrant… It must be the right solution
Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they’ll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!
“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”
Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.
I see you are not a leader… What a shame /s
blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
Holy shit, this guy is living in the future
You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)
This has to be a joke right?
No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes
No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things
I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.
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Speculative haxecution.





