programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-squaremessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down16
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
minus-squareHomesliceAbe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoJoe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
minus-squaremisterfenskers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoExcept for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.