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@macha@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

Movies vs life

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Movies vs life

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@macha@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago
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  • @dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    82•2 years ago

    And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

    • milkjug
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      19•2 years ago

      That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

      • JackbyDev
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        24•2 years ago

        Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

        • milkjug
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          19•2 years ago

          Only if your bits touch.

          • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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            12•2 years ago

            What if they byte?

    • @BurnoutDV@lemmy.world
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      That’s kinda how hacking in half life alyx works, the vr game, it feels a lot better than the ol’ lockpicking in pancake games

      • @kite@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        pancake games

        I’ve never heard of non-vr games referred to as this before. It’s clever!

        Somewhat relatedly, I also learned just yesterday that some flat tumors are called pancake tumors. I didn’t really enjoy learning that one, though. :(

        • hellishharlot
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          3•2 years ago

          Bad pancake

          • @KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml
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            2•2 years ago

            No syrup

    • @oktupol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2•2 years ago

      This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!

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