MTG in 2027

I attack with Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight

And Bonito Mussolini and the Blue Meany

And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader

Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan

Take 10,521 damage unless you block with Chuck Norris.