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@SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 3 months ago

muskrat’s data eng expert’s hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows

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  • @floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    A laptop should easily handle a database of 60,000 rows. I run much bigger databases on my own laptop for development purposes.

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      6•3 months ago

      Not if it is filled to the brim with 3 TB of porn

      • Dr. Taco
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        I can personally vouch for that not causing a problem either.

      • @prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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        6•3 months ago

        Delete Ass Master volume 7 to make room - that one wasn’t any good anyways.

        • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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          4•3 months ago

          Really went downhill after volume 3. You hope that they’ll get back on course by volume 6 at least, but alas.

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