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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago

The government doesn’t use SQL

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The government doesn’t use SQL

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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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  • @OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    People yell at you if you use an excel spreadsheet as a database

    • @moseschrute@lemmy.world
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      4•5 months ago

      Does anyone yell if I use SQL?

      • irelephant [he/him]🍭
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        5•5 months ago

        only is its sqlite.

        • @moseschrute@lemmy.world
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          Wow wow what did sqlite ever do to you

          • irelephant [he/him]🍭
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            I have seen some unholy things done with it.

      • @Wiz@midwest.social
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        Only the programmers that have to run queries in it because that’s their job. 😭

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