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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago

The government doesn’t use SQL

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The government doesn’t use SQL

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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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  • @Tja@programming.dev
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    4•5 months ago

    Spinnaker? MongoDB? EnterpriseDB?

    • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      2•5 months ago

      If Oracle works for the application and you want to save money, you’ll stick to SQL. Probably Postgres, MySQL, or MariaDB.

      • @Tja@programming.dev
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        All of those are open source, so nothing to sell really (well, except MySQL, which is Oracle).

        EnterpriseDB is the closest you can get to “selling” Postgres.

        • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          1•5 months ago

          I’m sure EDB isn’t the only one in town selling support contracts for open source applications. It is a lucrative business.

          • @Tja@programming.dev
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            Not the only one, but the closest one.

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