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“I’m going to try to hack the system.”
# sudo apt install hollywood # hollywood
“We’re in!”
While Hugh Jackman gets some sloppy dome (with a gun pointed to his head).
Its because he’s the best there is folks.
Swordfish 2 plz
Hasn’t touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers…
Well hilariously, its even worse/better. It was RSAs 128bit rc5, which would take waaaayyyyyy longer than an hour to crack. Like, supercomputers dedicated to the task for years sort of thing.
sudo rm -rf ~/*
“Fuck y’all, I quit. Good luck with the crisis.”