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@morrowind@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

remember, if your gf isn’t open source and running locally, you don’t own her

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remember, if your gf isn’t open source and running locally, you don’t own her

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@morrowind@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago
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    You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.

    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      What kind of kinky valentine’s day do you have planned!

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        Maybe he’ll revoke her superuser permissions.

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