Noah seemed like a chill dude. Man liked his drink, for sure. Loved animals…
Noah was the original Joe Exotic, except with every single exotic pet in existence
Noah brought along mosquitos, the guy is filled with hate
Not sure he could have kept them off the boat.
Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he only brought 2 of everything. Including mosquitoes, flies, tardigrades, etc. Everything else died.
Yeah, not sure if you’re intending to be combative, but not every Christian believes that flood narrative is literal historical account.
I was just being a little silly.
I was just joshing
Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he brought seven pairs of clean animals and birds (Gen 7:2-3).
Noah would’ve been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.
