I’d outlaw sauce bottles which make getting it all out harder, especially the ones which don’t have the opening at the bottom and make it impossible to put the bottle with the opening facing downwards.
Car locks that trigger the horn and lights. Whatever asshole engineer decided that was a good idea (instead of just making the key fob blink or something) clearly has never had neighbors.
This can be turned off on every car I have ever interacted with by holding specific buttons on the key fob
Most cars I’ve experienced announce it only visually, using the blinkers.
You and I may be the only two people in the world who do that.
I used a great app along with an ODB2 adapter to turn that off. No more honking of the horn, but the lights do give a quick blink.
This also turns off the headlight auto timer for when you park. Quick click and my aux lights give a blink and turn off.
Works great, though the only time I really drive is the one day a month into my offices and occasionally to the food store.
Or the stupidly sensitive car alarms that react to the slightest movement (ahem BWM and Audi and Mercedes)
Everytime I take a ferry those vehicles are blaring their alarms for the entire trip and they need to announce on the P.A for the owner to come back and turn the alarm off.
Life pro tip, if you leave your car on the ferry, don’t turn your alarm on!