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  • jaschen@lemm.eetoScience Memes@mander.xyzGod is a dick.
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    11 months ago

    Hear me out. It doesn’t even matter that it’s 96 billion light-years away if you’re traveling at light speed. Because if you can travel at light speed, time would be frozen for you relative to earth time.

    So if you’re in a spaceship traveling at light speed to your destination, it would feel like you gotten there in an instant.



  • When I first moved to Taiwan, I rented an Airbnb for 3.months to find my footing in the city.

    One night I slipped into bed and felt the most painful bite I have ever felt in my life. My entire leg then proceeds to swell up and puss on the site where the centipede bit.

    I would rather have the cockroach.